Anonymous asked: Why are the holes in cats' fur always in the right places for their eyes?
You ever watch that show “Man v. Food,” where the guy does all those eating challenges around the country? I have. He’s always eating things like a 10 lb burrito, or 40 scoops of ice cream, or something unnecessarily spicy. I was watching last night, and he ate a dozen wings made with a sauce that had habanero extract in it, which is like liquefied The Sun. Sheesh.
Anyway, I got to thinking… can you EVEN IMAGINE the bowel movements that guy has? I bet he crapped pure lightning bolts after eating those wings. And I don’t even want to think about what he did to a toilet after eating an 8-10 lb burrito. Given how he’s always traveling, hotel maids must talk about him like Keyser Soze. “Maria always say, ‘I no believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.’ Well I believe in God, and the only thing that a-scare me ees Señor Richman’s bathroom.”
Admittedly none of that answers your question, but, you know… something to think about.
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