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Hi, I'm Danger Guerrero. I do not understand tumblr.

Anonymous asked: 2012 Pirates vs. Royals World Series: who wins by how many games?

This is a funny question, but, for real, if the Phillies don’t win the World Series this year I will probably have a full-on meltdown because everyone is old and their payroll is effed and years of pain are coming and OH MY GOD WHY ARE SPORTS SO HARD.

The season hasn’t even started yet and I’m already a wreck.

  1. pradaanswer said: You speak the truth and now my Thursday morning is in shambles.
  2. cokedupjesus said: Phillies fan? This kind of affects my admiration a bit. Not that you care from your seat in the hot tub at the young lawyers neo party (I want to be you.)
  3. lifeaquatic said: /SOBBING/
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