Anonymous asked: If people could have tubes coming out of their butts with little pilot lights that would cause a big fire ball every time they farted, would you want that? It would to a lot for the smell and be kinda cool, but also kinda weird. Would we still get embarrassed or just high five upon letting them rip?
I would not want that because then if you farted in a crowded elevator you would burn everyone to death and get arrested and be charged with murder and all the newspapers would run an unflattering picture of you under big splashy headlines like “ELEVATOR GASSACRE” and the DA would throw the book at you to set an example and you wouldn’t be able to afford a good attorney because you’d always had to replace the stuff you’d burned up by accident over the years like beds and couches so you’d be found guilty and you’d go to jail for the rest of your life and you’d never end up having a relationship with your children and then your daughter would act out sexually and get involved with creeps who treat her poorly and your son would end up rudderless without a father figure and turn to a life of crime himself and it would lead to a cycle that is almost impossible to pull out of and the end result would be generations upon generations of poverty and despair.
I’ve seen it a million times.
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