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Hi, I'm Danger Guerrero. I do not understand tumblr.
I don’t know if you bros and ladybros know this, but every Friday night at 10 or 11ish, TNT has been airing back-to-back epis of “Franklin & Bash” aka “Shortbro Tallbro” aka “Legal Bros” aka “‘Dude, Sluts?’ ‘Yeah, I Know.’” You really need to be getting involved with this. Why? Don’t question me, bro. I know what I’m talking about. Stop pushin’ me, bro. BRO. Step off, bro. BECAUSE SEASON 2 THIS SUMMER, BRO. Yeah, that’s why. Huh? YOU WANNA GO? That’s it. Freestyle battle rap, right now! [turns hat backwards, begins with “My name is Danger and I’m here to say, I love to rappy rap in a rappin way” then rhymes “Bash” with “trash” for eight consecutive bars] [drops imaginary mic] I AM THE NEXT ASHER ROTH, BRO!

I don’t know if you bros and ladybros know this, but every Friday night at 10 or 11ish, TNT has been airing back-to-back epis of “Franklin & Bash” aka “Shortbro Tallbro” aka “Legal Bros” aka “‘Dude, Sluts?’ ‘Yeah, I Know.’” You really need to be getting involved with this. Why? Don’t question me, bro. I know what I’m talking about. Stop pushin’ me, bro. BRO. Step off, bro. BECAUSE SEASON 2 THIS SUMMER, BRO. Yeah, that’s why.

Huh? YOU WANNA GO? That’s it. Freestyle battle rap, right now!

[turns hat backwards, begins with “My name is Danger and I’m here to say, I love to rappy rap in a rappin way” then rhymes “Bash” with “trash” for eight consecutive bars]

[drops imaginary mic]

I AM THE NEXT ASHER ROTH, BRO!

  1. footagenotfound said: There are few things I enjoy more than you writing things in the character of bro. Also, I think there is potential for some sort of “Franklin/Stanklin” rhyme. You should look into that. Audi 5000.
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  4. jenjay said: You’re better than Asher Roth, who went to my college and dropped out. Just think, you finished college AND law school, so you’re 20x more likely to be successful! This ladybro believes in you!
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