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The Final Comeback of Axl Rose

It took me four full days to get through this 2006 GQ profile by John Jeremiah Sullivan because I kept getting depressed about how much better he is at writing than I am. Also, because the Travel Channel was playing a marathon of “Man v. Food” the one day.