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Hi, I'm Danger Guerrero. I do not understand tumblr.

brandonrotu asked: Why does Solitaire have a Vegas scoring option? No Vegas story I've ever heard involved a crazy night at the Solitaire table.

Maybe you never hear crazy Vegas solitaire stories because solitaire is the deadliest game of all and no one makes it out alive. That could be a possibility*.

*It is not a possibility

UPDATE: In an immediate reply, footagenotfound says:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not true. Last time I was at The Mirage I lost $1300 playing solitaire and I was only trying to make my way back to my room when it happened. Also, I might be an idiot.

If I were a publishing bigwig, the third sentence ALONE would be enough to get you a book deal and a six figure advance. I would bury the entire industry within a month.

  1. jenjay said: This whole post is PERFECT.
  2. footagenotfound said: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not true. Last time I was at The Mirage I lost $1300 playing solitaire and I was only trying to make my way back to my room when it happened. Also, I might be an idiot.
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