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Hi, I'm Danger Guerrero. I do not understand tumblr.

Anonymous asked: DAAAAANGAAAA, Im only writing this because my professor thinks I am taking notes in class, but we all know you only bring laptops to lectures to surf the interwebz. But since I have your attention, we should figure out a way to bottle Ghostface Killah's swag and sell it.

BUT WHAT IF THERE’S A QUIZ?! FOCUS, ANONYMOUS! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT!

Oh, and regarding the Ghostface thing, it’s already been done. I present to you Ghost Face Killah beer (image via @AmyLeighP), brewed using one of the hottest peppers on Earth, the ghost chili. Just thinking about it is making my stomach lining start to disintegrate. I must have it immediately.

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