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Hi, I'm Danger Guerrero. I do not understand tumblr.

Anonymous asked: I love it when I'm reading a Warming Glow post and laugh at something in the text and think "I bet Danger Guerrero wrote this," and then - and ONLY THEN - do I look and find out that I'm right. I guess that's not a question, unless the question is "Why are you so awesome, and want to go out sometime?" But seriously, it happened again today - just now - with your "makes me want to move to the woods and become a super villain" comment, and it made my shitty day bearable.

Thank you, sir or madam. It warms my heart to know that my dipshit theories and cartoonish threats were able to help you though a tough day.