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Hi, I'm Danger Guerrero. I do not understand tumblr.

I’ve mentioned this elsewhere, but in the song “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree,” when Brenda Lee sings the line “Later we’ll have some pumpkin pie, and we’ll do some caroling” (at the 0:27 mark), it sounds an AWFUL LOT like “Later we’ll have some fuckin’ pie” instead. Go ahead, listen to it now.

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Right? It sounds almost like a really frustrated Mom yelling at her uncooperative children. “JESUS CHRIST! Will you two knock it off?! LATER we’ll have some fuckin’ pie and we’ll do some caroling, but not unless you STOP FIGHTING and FINISH YOUR DINNER.”

Anyway, you will never be able to unhear that now. You are very welcome.

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    Heard this song today, and ABSOLUTELY heard “fuckin’ pie.” Very upsetting.
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    This guy writes for an awesome TV blog. Warming Glow. GO! NOW!
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    Alright, this is extremely relevant to my interests. You know the part in Home Alone when Kevin puts on that fake party...
  9. footagenotfound said: Holy shit. Awesome.
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