I’m going sandwich, just because a sandwich can involve things like everything bagels, and buttery biscuits, and crusty long rolls, whereas a burrito by definition only utilizes a tortilla. You could pour motor oil on a biscuit and I’d still eat at least half of it on principle.
Dan Harmon announced at a recent taping of his podcast that NBC has asked him to return as executive producer of “Community.”
According to some dude, this is something that happened.
Bob Benson shorts appreciation
My favorite part of last night’s episode. Those thighs.
Required summer 2013 beach attire.
(Source: fuckyeahmadmentv)
If I ever get to interview Matt Damon, my first question will be “How did you end up in Eurotrip? Please explain that process to me from beginning to end. Take all the time you need.”
I was digging through a box of old stuff a few years ago and I found an unmarked cassette that had one song on it: “Three Little Pigs” by Green Jelly. I have no room to judge anyone. For anything.
There is no way to get out of paying students loans. They’re getting every single cent out of you. Even if you die. I’m pretty sure there’s a clause in the fine print that allows them to dig up your corpse and carve your bones into fashionable jewelry to be sold at quirky upscale shops in the Hamptons. “Student Bones” they’ll call it. A pair of earrings will cost $3,000. Madonna will be a customer.
If you are going to fake your own death, though, remember this phrase: “I don’t care if it’s stormy out there. I’m going sailing!”
I have never heard this phrase before, and I refuse to Google it. I’ve had enough trouble with search terms lately.
My advice is to never say this to anyone because it’s probably the secret password for a horrifying sex club, and next thing you know you’ll wake up hanging upside down in a warehouse surrounded by middle-aged businessmen in lizard costumes.
Honestly, I screwed around for most of the summer and just really busted my ass the last three weeks, and I passed by a pretty healthy margin. It’s a huge pain in the neck and it’s stressful as all hell, but if you were able to pass all your finals in law school you should be fine.
Plus, look at the bright side: Pass or fail, you probably won’t find a job anyway, so NO PRESSURE!
UPDATE: Still the greatest GIF.
From Wired’s 2009 story about a $100 million diamond heist in Belgium:
Peys and De Bruycker lead the Diamond Squad, the world’s only specialized diamond police. Their beat: the labyrinthine Antwerp Diamond District. Eighty percent of the world’s rough diamonds pass through this three-square-block area, which is under 24-hour police surveillance and monitored by 63 video cameras. About $3 billion worth of gem sales were reported here in 2003, but that’s not counting a hidden world of handshake deals and off-ledger transactions. Business relationships follow the ancient family and religious traditions of the district’s dominant Jewish and Indian dealers, known as diamantaires. In 2000, the Belgian government realized it would require a special type of cop to keep an eye on things and formed the squad. Peys and De Bruycker were the first hires.
I’ve had some wine tonight, but I don’t think I’m being unreasonable when I say that I want to be a member of the Diamond Squad more than anything else in the world. (This is a lie. Being a member of the Diamond Squad is in third place, behind (1) being a globetrotting gentleman diamond thief that the Diamond Squad can never pin down, and (2) starting a rap label called Diamond Squad.)
The point here is this: SUMMER 2015, DIAMOND SQUAD, STARRING JASON STATHAM, CHANNING TATUM, AND THE ROCK.
