December 2011
23 posts
Watchlolslater:
LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#1 - The Break Up
DG: For #1, I think we need to touch on the central issue throughout the show’s run: the on-again, off-again romance between Zack and Kelly. While there are lots of moments from the show to choose from on that topic, I think the best example is the break up scene at the dance. There is simply...
Watchlolslater:
LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#3 - No Hope With Dope LOLSlater: If there is one thing that “Saved By the Bell” was really super good at, it was taking a serious issue and turning it into a very forced and melodramatic issue, which usually always resulted in some of the funniest morning programming this planet has seen this side of “The 700...
Watchlolslater:
LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#4 - Zack and Slater Fighting DG: My favorite part of this scene is that, in a series filled with ludicrous plot devices (“WE STRUCK OIL!”; “WE’RE ROCK STARS NOW!”; “SCREECH HAS A SENTIENT ROBOT AND NO ONE MAKES A BIG DEAL ABOUT EVEN THOUGH HE’S LIKE 17 AND THAT WOULD BE A MAJOR SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH EVEN TODAY!”),...
Watchlolslater:
LOLSlater and Danger Guererro’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#5 - Anytime Slater Dances LOLSlater: I’ll be honest; Slater dancing was the main inspiration for this blog. I was getting ready for work one morning, watching the episode where Slater apologizes to Jessie for some injustice by stripping off his breakaway Z. Cavariccis (PS – That is a million dollar idea; you’re...
The Final Countdown
I’ve mentioned this a few times via reblog, but I wanted to give it a proper announcement as well. So, let’s do that.
[blows trumpet]
[cannot play trumpet]
[pretty much just spits into trumpet]
ANYWAY, after screencapping and GIFing every single episode of the show (and answering a ton of reader questions), the fantastic “Saved by the Bell” Tumblr LOLSlater has come to...
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Official December 2011 Breakfast Power Rankings
Breakfast Sandwiches - Still holding strong. No signs of fading.
Omelettes - Always spell omelette with two t’s, regardless of what spell check says. It’s classier. Here to help.
French Toast - Thick-cut ONLY. If you own a restaurant and you make your French toast with Wonderbread, you should be charged with war crimes.
Eggs Benedict - No food named after a traitor will ever...
Your Daily Reminder
lolslater:
Danger Guererro and I will be counting down our 5 favorite “Saved By the Bell” moments next week, and then we will be answering any of your SBTB related queries. Submit your questions here, and have a completely adequate Christmas or something.
HEY GUYS DON’T FORGET ABOUT THIS OK BYE.
LOLSlater: The Final Countdown →
lolslater:
As many of you may have noticed this blog has jumped the shark harder than SBTB did when Tori showed up and we were supposed to not notice that Kelly and Jessie had obviously been sent off to rehab without so much as a going away bender. Anyway, this is final episode of “Saved By the Bell,” which means this blog has nearly reached its terminus. To celebrate this totally “meh”...
Anonymous asked: you have the opportunity to compete on either GUTS or Legends of the hidden temple. which do you pick if you want to win 10,000 dollars?
Anonymous asked: First as a fan of the phils, and shitty sitcoms you are the best blogger I could have every asked for. Second, how in the hell has there not been a round table on the complete ridiculousness that is Mighty Ducks 2. As I am sure you have seen often, I can look past Bombay getting knee slashed with no ramifications and the lack of knucklepuck physics. But how in the hell can people overlook goalie...
Anonymous asked: Pop quiz hot shot: Soul for Real or Tevin Campbell? Show your work
Anonymous asked: For realz. Christina v. Britney and N'SYNC V. Backstreet boys. Fight to the death, winner of each set fights to the death - who wins. BAM GO.
Anonymous asked: Who else should I be following on the interwebs that is almost as funny as you? My all star team is you, Spencer Hall, Holly Anderson, Matt Ufford and Drew Magary. Plus the wwtdd guy, but he is not as consistent as you. Help me out, Danger!
hairmat asked: Hey Deej. Been a while. Don't really have anything to ask, just kinda bored. I like to imagine you have long luxurious locks. Tee Tee Why El, El Why El Ay Ess. Love, HairMat.
Hey — I’m gonna answer a bunch of questions from my Ask Me Anything thingy. I’m way backed up. Bear with me.
As always, if you have a question for me on any topic, drop me a line here - http://dangerguerrero.tumblr.com/ask
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Spam Emails Are The Best
I love reading the scam emails that end up in my Spam folder. Some of them contain turns of phrase and comedic gold that a million hilarious monkeys at a million typewriters could never create. They delight me so, and I enjoy sharing them with you. (Previous examples here and here.)
In the latest edition, we are introduced to Mr. Gene Cretz, who is a fantastically corrupt ambassador to Libya...
Anonymous asked: Say something deep that I can use for my senior quote so my senior quote can be from Danger Guerreo. They're due wednesday next.
Anonymous asked: WHAT'S THIS? I PROPHESIZE GOOD THINGS HAPPENING ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR SHEER GREATNESS AND IT HAPPENS? NO BIGGIE, JUST YOUR AMAZINGNESS, ONCE AGAIN, MAKING YOU REACH FOR THE STARS DANGER! YOU'RE FLYING HIGH, SOARING LIKE AN EAGLE! CONGRATS ON YOUR IMMINENT DOMINATION OF THE BLOGOSPHERE MY FRIEND, I CAN ONLY SAY THAT I AM HONOURED TO HAVE SHOUTED AT YOU.
Anonymous asked: Danger, thanks for the Terriers rec on Warming Glow. I'm halfway through the first season, and goddamn, this is a great show. I can't believe they cancelled it
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'Fast 5' Review: The Lost File
A little over a month ago, I sat down to watch Fast 5 with the intention of writing one of my idiotic, meandering reviews. (Ex. Here and here.) Law school finals and graduation hoopla had prevented me from seeing it when it was released in the theaters, and that, as a general principle, is completely unacceptable. I have seen all the films in the Fast & Furious franchise multiple times,...
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ANNOUNCEMENT THINGY →
Today is my first day as an official member of the new staff at the TV blog Warming Glow. Please click on the site hundreds of times every day and make your friends do the same. I may still get a lawyer gig fairly soon (HAHALOL), but in the meantime I would much rather pay off my loans by posting stories about comedians pooping themselves than I would doing law stuff on a contract basis.
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