February 2012
63 posts
Anonymous asked: Murphy. Use. You are a elf. Uncontrollably. I think. a we nom yo ho renge kyo. Big fan bruh.
Anonymous asked: Do you think Ghostface & Cal Tech could take GZA & MIT in a rap/biological weapons battle?
Anonymous asked: justified is the best show on television
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"Rapier Wielding" Shark Among New Species Found in... →
Anybody want to never sleep again?
Four new sharks—including a “rapier wielding” sawshark—are among 140 new species discovered by California Academy of Sciences researchers in 2011, the institution announced in December.
The African dwarf sawshark (Pristiophorus nancyae) was accidentally captured in a 1,600-foot-deep (490-meter-deep) trawl off Mozambique. The animal is only the...
Anonymous asked: Tonight on Triple D Guy Fieri said, "Are you kidding me? My middle name is Pork Butt." He was probably being a facetious toolbox, but I bet he really does have his bros (i.e. Rob Van Winkle) call him the awesomely obnoxious nickname Pork Butt. It's a wonderful fit. Side note: I'm really starting to think that when he is at home he actually takes delicious sauces, puts them...
Anonymous asked: When will you be making another Phillies High? I suggest you get on that =] Also, please get on Meech's ass about getting The Fightins back online.
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My (Mostly) Uninformed Analysis of the Best...
Due to a number of extenuating circumstances (a busy schedule, the Travel Channel airing marathons of “Man v. Food,” none of the films being part of the Fast & Furious franchise, etc.), I have only seen three of the eight nominees for Best Picture this year. Now, you may be thinking to yourself, “Um, aren’t you a little unqualified to break down the race, seeing as...
Anonymous asked: If they make a movie about your life, who would you want to play you?
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Feditowski... Fedowtoski... Fedotowsky
TV blogging is fun because sometimes you have to write about former Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky and when you go back to proofread your post you realize you wrote her name three times and managed to spell it completely differently each time. The moral of this story is that you should add ‘Fedotowsky’ to your computer’s dictionary and that I am kind of an idiot.
Anonymous asked: 2012 Pirates vs. Royals World Series: who wins by how many games?
Anonymous asked: How many GIFs of Prince do you have on your computer?
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Anonymous asked: If people could have tubes coming out of their butts with little pilot lights that would cause a big fire ball every time they farted, would you want that? It would to a lot for the smell and be kinda cool, but also kinda weird. Would we still get embarrassed or just high five upon letting them rip?
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Anonymous asked: BOURBON.
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jenjay asked: I think Karate Dog 2 needs to star Martha Stewart's Chow-Chow, Genghis Khan. I'm just spitballing here.
Anonymous asked: Hey DG, I need your help w/ a movie idea. Basics: a couple adopts a mutt from a shelter and enter him into a small-town dog show on a dare. Despite the dog's non-purebred status, he shows an innate talent for shows and wins Best in Show. The dog goes on to win more shows and become a star -- but the dog-show establishment hates his mutt-ness. On the eve of the biggest show, he's...
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The Final Comeback of Axl Rose →
It took me four full days to get through this 2006 GQ profile by John Jeremiah Sullivan because I kept getting depressed about how much better he is at writing than I am. Also, because the Travel Channel was playing a marathon of “Man v. Food” the one day.
Anonymous asked: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BRO.
A Lazy Person's Guide to Writing a Longread
Do you ever find yourself reading a long-form article on the Internet and thinking “You know, I bet I could write something like this. I have stories to tell and/or an interesting life and/or a journalism degree sitting under my pile of employee-issued Starbucks aprons. If only I wasn’t so lazy.” Well, DESPAIR NOT, reader. I have put together this Lazy Person’s Guide to...
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Anonymous asked: DG. Check it. I am drunk and I know u like drunk questions. What is your favorite drink? Mine is tequila. I drank so much of it tonight then I stood up on my chair and yelled "RAMPAGE" and I showed somw guy at the bar one of my boobs (just one). At one point they played Just a Fried and everyone at my table sang along. It was a pretty fun night. Maybe I should'nt have shown that guy...
brandonrotu asked: Why does Solitaire have a Vegas scoring option? No Vegas story I've ever heard involved a crazy night at the Solitaire table.
thegeneralwelfare asked: if you could be either lawyer from franklin and bash, who would it be and why?
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Anonymous asked: DAAAAANGAAAA, Im only writing this because my professor thinks I am taking notes in class, but we all know you only bring laptops to lectures to surf the interwebz. But since I have your attention, we should figure out a way to bottle Ghostface Killah's swag and sell it.
Anonymous asked: I love it when I'm reading a Warming Glow post and laugh at something in the text and think "I bet Danger Guerrero wrote this," and then - and ONLY THEN - do I look and find out that I'm right. I guess that's not a question, unless the question is "Why are you so awesome, and want to go out sometime?" But seriously, it happened again today - just now - with your...
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Danger Guerrero's Top Reasons to Love the Sixers →
Here’s a thingy I wrote for my homeboy Zoo With Roy. Try to guess if I made a Space Jam reference. (HINT: Duh.)
Anonymous asked: How would you spend $11 american at Taco Bell?
melgotserved asked: I don't mean to start a dance crew Tumblr battle but my imaginary team, The Legend of Swagger Vance, will take you all down You Got Served/Step Up 3D style.
ndeddiemac asked: You're going to get a live Warming Glow thread for when Franklin and Bash comes back, right? We need to share in this greatness together
